Wednesday, June 3, 2009

EDIN June 4, 2009

Bills Punch Line

Glass of Water

One night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Five
minutes later the boy screamed, "Dad! Can you get me a
glass of water!?!"

"No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep."

A minute later the boy screamed, "Dad! Can you PLEASE get
me a glass of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up
there and spank you."

A minute later the boy yelled, "Dad, when you come up to
spank me can you bring me a glass of water?"

Source- GCFL.com

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Scripture for today


That is what happened in baptism. When we went under the water,
we left the old country of sin behind; when we came up out of
the water, we entered into the new country of grace--a new life
in a new land!

Romans 6:3 (The Message)

Phil's Notes:
I have another miracle testimony to report today. Last Saturday we went
to Strong Hospital ( part of UR Medical Center) for a free screen
screening to detect skin cancer. There were alot of people there and
we had to wait our turn for free screening. Both Jo Ann and Phil had
screening and came away with good report/ Cancer free/ PTL. We then
walked to our car in parking garage and left hospital. We went to Famous
Dave's for lunch and to store and then home. Phil then realized he
was missing his I pod which was quite expemsive to buy. He thought
and thought and thought that he might have misplaced it in his car
upon leaving the hospital earlier, so he looked and then said to
himself he would check trunk and car further later when he had
time. He prayed about it and Lord showed him he would get it back.
He later more thoroughly checked car to no avail and prayed
again about it, but left it in God's hand and went about his
life. The following Tuesday morning he received a car from UR
Security and said they had Phil's I pod and I could come there
to pick it up, which I later did. It is miracle considering
it high street value/ that it ever turned up and was returned
to Lost and Found at UR, but My God is a miracle working God
and he performed the impossible for me/ the return of my
expensive IPOD and that is my miracle for today.

Funny Note: Yesterday we went to fancy home in Greece for
luncheon for one of Jo Ann's friends from her Bible studies
she had earlier attended in Greece, NY. We had very lunch
Jo Ann caught up on lives of earlier friends. After
lunch they had a beautiful cake to commemorate her friends
Judys 40 years of conducting Bible studies. A cake is
something that we did not want to miss so both Phil and
Jo Ann had a nice piece of the beautiful cake. Both Phil
and Jo Ann noticed it little differenct but Phil quickly
engulfed the cake. The hostess then came back into the room
and asked us how we like the RUM cake. We were flabbegasted
( as we are both teetotalers). Jo Ann later remarked to Phil
maybe she should drive home ( as she had later thrown away her
piece when she found it had rum in it). It was a catholic host


and so I guess we will have to go to confession now Ha Ha.


Report by Phil Edin


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Phil and Jo Ann Edin

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