REALLY BAD.....................
What did the earthquake say to the volcano?
It's not my fault
Why did the boy stare at the radio in the car?
He wanted to see car tunes.
What makes a chess player happy?
Taking a knight off.
What did the mother buffalo say when her boy went to school?
Bison
What kind of meat doesn't stand up straight?
Lean meat.
When is the best time to buy a budgie?
When they're going "cheep
What did the policeman say to his belly?
"You are under a vest."
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a dictionary?
Fowl language.
What kind of bat knows his ABCs?
An alpha-bat
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