Monday, March 23, 2009
EDIN March 24, 2009
Cardboard Testimonies / Youtube
This is a new way of sharing your congregants testimonies with others called
Cardboard testimony. Tim;s friend Wayne shared this item with me and I am
sharing it with you.
A Joke a Day
Signs on Church Property
~ "No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace."
~ "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"
~ "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
~ "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
~ "Searching for a new look? Get your faith lift here!"
~ "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!"
~ "People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."
~ "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
~ "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"
~ "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."
~ "Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily."
~ "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."
~ "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
~ "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
~ "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
~ "This is a ch _ _ ch. What is missing?" ----> (U R)
~ "In the dark? Follow the Son."
~ "Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."
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